My Response to “Stuff White People Like”

#134 The TED Conference

Some of them on Youtube

#133 The World Cup

USA 2022 baby!

#132 Picking Their Own Fruit

As everyone should

#131 Conan O’Brien

And Andy to

#130 Ray-Ban Wayfarers

Sure I guess

#129 Banksy

Sounds like an indie band that came out while I wasn’t paying attention.  I’ve never seen the artists work before

#128 Camping

Of course I was a Webelo

#127 Where the Wild Things Are

Never read it. Might see the movie. Good soundtrack.

#126 Vespa Scooters

Never ridden one.

#125 Bob Marley

Played “No Woman, No Cry “ on guitar. He’s good but sometimes played out.

#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy

For the most part

#123 Mad Men

I’ve never seen a full episode

#122 Moleskine Notebooks

Nope

#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos

In theory not practice

#120 Taking a Year Off

Or life

#119 Sea Salt

Every time I cook.

#118 Ugly Sweater Parties

Never been to one

#117 Political Prisoners

Case by case basis

#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore

Guilty as charged

#115 Promising to Learn a New Language

German, Latin

#114 America

Eh?

#113 Halloween

3.5 out of 10

#112 Hummus

Love  it

#111 Pea Coats

Only my Navy one

#110 Frisbee Sports

I have a frisbee. Haven’t played ultimate since childhood

#109 The Onion

Makes life worth living

#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music

And ripping off classical to be repurposed in one of my songs

#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References

occasionally

#106 Facebook

For now

#105 Unpaid Internships

Only out of necessity

#104 Girls with Bangs

I like girls in many configurations

#103 Sweaters

I live in LA and ski once in a blue moon

#102 Children’s Games as Adults

I’m an adult?

#101 Being Offended

I’m usually the one doing the offending.

#100 Bumper Stickers

None

#99 Grammar

dictator

#98 The Ivy League

Sounds hard

#97 Scarves

no

#96 New Balance Shoes

Wearing them.

#95 Rugby

Yep

#94 Free Healthcare

I wish

#93 Music Piracy

shhh

#92 Book Deals

Cry and sob

#91 San Francisco

yup

#90 Dinner Parties

someday

#89 St. Patrick’s Day

If I was Irish

#88 Having Gay Friends

Gay magnet

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

Too lazy

#86 Shorts

I would wear them every day if I could

#85 The Wire

Never saw it.

#84 T-Shirts

I fall asleep dreaming up new snarky tee shirt slogans

#83 Bad Memories of High School

Pretty much

#82 Hating Corporations

Want to live in a vegan commune someday

#81 Graduate School

No

#80 The Idea of Soccer

yes

#79 Modern Furniture

I want to design some

#78 Multilingual Children

Probably will never have kids

#77 Musical Comedy

Avenue Q?

#76 Bottles of Water

I hate bottled water

#75 Threatening to Move to Canada

Its gonna suck wherever I go because I’ll always be there.

#74 Oscar Parties

no

#73 Gentrification

no

#72 Study Abroad

Too late

#71 Being the only white person around

sometimes

#70 Difficult Breakups

I have to get them to go out with me first.

#69 Mos Def

Didn’t really like Be Kind Rewind but he was decent in Hitchhikers. His rap is ok.

#68 Michel Gondry

Loved his music videos and Eternal Sunshine

#67 Standing Still at Concerts

Miss mosh pits

#66 Divorce

no

#65 Co-Ed Sports

Sounds fun

#64 Recycling

Everyone should, but don’t forget reduce and reuse, they are more important

#63 Expensive Sandwiches

Sometimes

#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People

I do

#61 Bicycles

I’d love to live in a bike friendly area

#60 Toyota Prius

Want full electric

#59 Natural Medicine

If it is followed by a massage

#58 Japan

Went there,  it was ok

#57 Juno

I laughed. Ellen Page is a cutie.

#56 Lawyers

no

#55 Apologies

no

#54 Kitchen Gadgets

yes

#53 Dogs

Yes, but I don’t have one

#52 Sarah Silverman

Saw her perform live in ‘97

#51 Living by the Water

someday

#50 Irony

Not dead

#49 Vintage

reuse

#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops

And farmers markets

#47 Arts Degrees

Yeah, I’m stupid.

#46 The Sunday New York Times

The Saturday NY Times

#45 Asian Fusion Food

I like tofu burritos?

#44 Public Radio

Yes

#43 Plays

In theory

#42 Sushi

Vegan sushi

#41 Indie Music

The good stuff.

#40 Apple Products

I know my way around a Mac but I’m no acolyte.

#39 Netflix

Distracts me from my meaningless empty existence

#38 Arrested Development

Can’t watch a full marathon but enjoyable in bursts

#37 Renovations

If I had money

#36 Breakfast Places

#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report

Incites me to look further into things. I don’t rely on it as the final source of information. It is often hilarious.

#34 Architecture

Gave up on architecture as a career at age 9 when my parents laughed at my proposal with top, side and front view drawings  for building an underground batcave that would function as our new house. I like old buildings that have been retrofitted for modernization. I hate suburban sprawl.

#33 Marijuana

Legalize it

#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism

The center of my being

#31 Snowboarding

It was fun the one time I tried it

#30 Wrigley Field

Looked good from the outside when I walked by.

#29 80s Night

Hell yeah

#28 Not having a TV

Tried it. Missed it.

#27 Marathons

On list of things to do.

#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)

Hell no

#25 David Sedaris

Enjoyable read

#24 Wine

Good but no sommelier

#23 Microbreweries

In my partying days

#22 Having Two Last Names

N/A

#21 Writers Workshops

Sounds interesting

#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture

I am

#19 Traveling

Above average

#18 Awareness

indeed

#17 Hating their Parents

errrr

#16 Gifted Children

No kids

#15 Yoga

It’s good for you

#14 Having Black Friends

Or other “others”

#13 Tea

Not sure if it’s a white thing but yeah

#12 Non-Profit Organizations

Some of them

#11 Asian Girls

Some of them

#10 Wes Anderson Movies

Parts of them

#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside

yes

#8 Barack Obama

Better than the alternative.

#7 Diversity

yep

#6 Organic Food

Should be standard

#5 Farmer’s Markets

Love them but worried about fraud

#4 Assists

Why because of John Stockton and Steve Nash? But yes.

#3 Film Festivals

I majored in film.

#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to

Certain aspects

#1 Coffee

Need coffee now!

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