1. Girls who don’t feel compelled to ever compliment me
2. Girls who are Republican.
3. Girls who are sexually vanilla
4. Girls who don’t read or mainly read material aimed at the lowest common denominator.
5. Girls who don’t know things. It is frustrating if I’m talking to a girl and most of the books, movies, bands, political figures, celebrities, historical events, or current events seem unfamiliar to her. Also, if she is lacking many things that fall under the category of general knowledge such as basic science, the basic structure of the US Government and our election process (if she is American)
6. Girls who hate men more than they hate women ( I can kind of dig a girl who hates both)
7. Girls who are really hairy.
8. Girls who don’t want a career.
9. Girls who are lousy spellers and grammarians. I’m nowhere near any of the kids who appear in the Scripts Howard National Spelling Bee but still, your spelling and grammar should resemble that of an educated adult.
10. Girls who wont reciprocate (oral sex, backrubs, ect)
11. Girls who eat meat. I just don’t want the isolation of living life alone in my beliefs.
12. Girls who don’t have interests or their interests are boring to me.
13. Girls who dismiss opinions without a reasonable, rational discussion
14. Girls without well thought out opinions. We don’t always have to agree but I’d like to think you put some thought into you’re opinions.
15. Girls who constantly lie without a conscience.

Some of them on Youtube

#133 The World Cup

USA 2022 baby!

#132 Picking Their Own Fruit

As everyone should

#131 Conan O’Brien

And Andy to

#130 Ray-Ban Wayfarers

Sure I guess

#129 Banksy

Sounds like an indie band that came out while I wasn’t paying attention.  I’ve never seen the artists work before

#128 Camping

Of course I was a Webelo

#127 Where the Wild Things Are

Never read it. Might see the movie. Good soundtrack.

#126 Vespa Scooters

Never ridden one.

#125 Bob Marley

Played “No Woman, No Cry “ on guitar. He’s good but sometimes played out.

#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy

For the most part

#123 Mad Men

I’ve never seen a full episode

#122 Moleskine Notebooks

Nope

#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos

In theory not practice

#120 Taking a Year Off

Or life

#119 Sea Salt

Every time I cook.

#118 Ugly Sweater Parties

Never been to one

#117 Political Prisoners

Case by case basis

#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore

Guilty as charged

#115 Promising to Learn a New Language

German, Latin

#114 America

Eh?

#113 Halloween

3.5 out of 10

#112 Hummus

Love  it

#111 Pea Coats

Only my Navy one

#110 Frisbee Sports

I have a frisbee. Haven’t played ultimate since childhood

#109 The Onion

Makes life worth living

#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music

And ripping off classical to be repurposed in one of my songs

#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References

occasionally

#106 Facebook

For now

#105 Unpaid Internships

Only out of necessity

#104 Girls with Bangs

I like girls in many configurations

#103 Sweaters

I live in LA and ski once in a blue moon

#102 Children’s Games as Adults

I’m an adult?

#101 Being Offended

I’m usually the one doing the offending.

#100 Bumper Stickers

None

#99 Grammar

dictator

#98 The Ivy League

Sounds hard

#97 Scarves

no

#96 New Balance Shoes

Wearing them.

#95 Rugby

Yep

#94 Free Healthcare

I wish

#93 Music Piracy

shhh

#92 Book Deals

Cry and sob

#91 San Francisco

yup

#90 Dinner Parties

someday

#89 St. Patrick’s Day

If I was Irish

#88 Having Gay Friends

Gay magnet

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

Too lazy

#86 Shorts

I would wear them every day if I could

#85 The Wire

Never saw it.

#84 T-Shirts

I fall asleep dreaming up new snarky tee shirt slogans

#83 Bad Memories of High School

Pretty much

#82 Hating Corporations

Want to live in a vegan commune someday

#81 Graduate School

No

#80 The Idea of Soccer

yes

#79 Modern Furniture

I want to design some

#78 Multilingual Children

Probably will never have kids

#77 Musical Comedy

Avenue Q?

#76 Bottles of Water

I hate bottled water

#75 Threatening to Move to Canada

Its gonna suck wherever I go because I’ll always be there.

#74 Oscar Parties

no

#73 Gentrification

no

#72 Study Abroad

Too late

#71 Being the only white person around

sometimes

#70 Difficult Breakups

I have to get them to go out with me first.

#69 Mos Def

Didn’t really like Be Kind Rewind but he was decent in Hitchhikers. His rap is ok.

#68 Michel Gondry

Loved his music videos and Eternal Sunshine

#67 Standing Still at Concerts

Miss mosh pits

#66 Divorce

no

#65 Co-Ed Sports

Sounds fun

#64 Recycling

Everyone should, but don’t forget reduce and reuse, they are more important

#63 Expensive Sandwiches

Sometimes

#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People

I do

#61 Bicycles

I’d love to live in a bike friendly area

#60 Toyota Prius

Want full electric

#59 Natural Medicine

If it is followed by a massage

#58 Japan

Went there,  it was ok

#57 Juno

I laughed. Ellen Page is a cutie.

#56 Lawyers

no

#55 Apologies

no

#54 Kitchen Gadgets

yes

#53 Dogs

Yes, but I don’t have one

#52 Sarah Silverman

Saw her perform live in ‘97

#51 Living by the Water

someday

#50 Irony

Not dead

#49 Vintage

reuse

#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops

And farmers markets

#47 Arts Degrees

Yeah, I’m stupid.

#46 The Sunday New York Times

The Saturday NY Times

#45 Asian Fusion Food

I like tofu burritos?

#44 Public Radio

Yes

#43 Plays

In theory

#42 Sushi

Vegan sushi

#41 Indie Music

The good stuff.

#40 Apple Products

I know my way around a Mac but I’m no acolyte.

#39 Netflix

Distracts me from my meaningless empty existence

#38 Arrested Development

Can’t watch a full marathon but enjoyable in bursts

#37 Renovations

If I had money

#36 Breakfast Places

#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report

Incites me to look further into things. I don’t rely on it as the final source of information. It is often hilarious.

#34 Architecture

Gave up on architecture as a career at age 9 when my parents laughed at my proposal with top, side and front view drawings  for building an underground batcave that would function as our new house. I like old buildings that have been retrofitted for modernization. I hate suburban sprawl.

#33 Marijuana

Legalize it

#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism

The center of my being

#31 Snowboarding

It was fun the one time I tried it

#30 Wrigley Field

Looked good from the outside when I walked by.

#29 80s Night

Hell yeah

#28 Not having a TV

Tried it. Missed it.

#27 Marathons

On list of things to do.

#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)

Hell no

#25 David Sedaris

Enjoyable read

#24 Wine

Good but no sommelier

#23 Microbreweries

In my partying days

#22 Having Two Last Names

N/A

#21 Writers Workshops

Sounds interesting

#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture

I am

#19 Traveling

Above average

#18 Awareness

indeed

#17 Hating their Parents

errrr

#16 Gifted Children

No kids

#15 Yoga

It’s good for you

#14 Having Black Friends

Or other “others”

#13 Tea

Not sure if it’s a white thing but yeah

#12 Non-Profit Organizations

Some of them

#11 Asian Girls

Some of them

#10 Wes Anderson Movies

Parts of them

#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside

yes

#8 Barack Obama

Better than the alternative.

#7 Diversity

yep

#6 Organic Food

Should be standard

#5 Farmer’s Markets

Love them but worried about fraud

#4 Assists

Why because of John Stockton and Steve Nash? But yes.

#3 Film Festivals

I majored in film.

#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to

Certain aspects

#1 Coffee

Need coffee now!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Huskisson

Steve McNair homicide
Gap between rich and poor in America
Racist comments by Rush Limbaugh
Duke employee selling 5 year old boy
9/11 Jumpers
Grady Sizemore…..from Everett, WA….he’s half black

Wasn’t selected in Michael Jackson lottery…damn

Barack Obama
Osama Bin Laden
Queen Elizabeth II
The Dalai Lama
Tom Cruise
Tom Hanks
Fidel Castro
Oprah Winfrey
George W Bush
Michael Jordan
Jimmy Carter
Kobe Bryant
Shaquille O’Neal
Billy Graham
Tom Brady
Tiger Woods
Roger Federer
Rain
KaKa
Cristiano Ronaldo
Julia Roberts
Meg Ryan
Reece Witherspoon
Nelson Mandela
Jackie Chan
Ichiro
Margaret Thatcher
Steven Spielberg
Pope Benedict
John Wooden
Kate Moss
Gisele Bunchen
Lionel Messi
Lindsey Lohan
Kofi Annan
Prince William
Lance Armstrong
Michael Schumacher
Mike Tyson
LeBron James
Tiger Woods
Madonna
Britney Spears
Kim Jong Ill
Neil Armstrong

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